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Let's say you happen to get past them
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and then you get to meet Chang's number one,
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Joshua,
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A 4'10", 105-pound bucket of piss and zit cream.
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I cannot express to you how much I hate this kid.
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Now, beyond that dog sneeze in a pair of Reeboks,
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You're gonna find a state-of-the-art keypad on the basement door.
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And just for extra fun, they change the code every day,
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and the only copy is locked up in Chang's office.
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Now, just for a lark,
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let's pretend you actually make it down to the basement door.
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Who is there to greet you?