Also doubles as my "going out" purse.

那还兼我的"外出"包包
Pardon me, may I get past?

失礼了我能进来吗
Oh, manners.

礼仪
In our doorway?

出现在我们的门口吗
I don't know what to do.

我都不知道该怎么做了
What's next, a front stoop with no discarded heroin needles?

接下来呢前门台阶没有被乱丢的毒品针头吗
Yeah, I just came up there.

我刚从那里上来
Not today.

看来今天没发生
Here, let me help.

来我来帮你
I mean, I'm the dumb one who paid $2,000 for a cat carrier.

我才是那个花两千块买宠物拎包的傻子
Hmm. I miss being that stupid.

我好想念当那种傻子的时光
You know, my cat can't get this open either.

我的猫也打不开这东西