How about some of these T-shirts?

这些T恤拿去用怎么样
Oh, sure why not use those?

是啊干嘛不用呢
They used to be our bright future.

它们曾经代表着我们的美好未来
Now just a ShamWow for illegitimate cats.

现在成了私生猫的超吸水毛巾了
Oh, my God, that must be the sound of a surrendering cat uterus.

天啊这大概就是猫子宫缴械投降的声音吧
Well, it's the first time a uterus has surrendered

这是好久以来那张床上
in that bed in a while.

第一次有子宫缴械投降吧
I don't know why I'm not throwing up.

我不知道我为什么看到不会想吐
Oh, wait. I'm starting to.

等等吐意上来了
Well, I'm off Korean dumplings for life.

我这辈子再也不敢直视韩式饺子了
This one-- this one won't come out.

这只这只不愿意出来[出柜]
It's like the Queen Latifah of kittens.

就像猫界的奎因·莱提法