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Are you for real?
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I hope I'm not intruding.
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No, come in.
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I was just brushing my new loafers.
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I bought them as a break-up gift for myself.
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But unlike my ex-girlfriend, these have a sole.
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I didn't wanna mention the cat situation to your assistant.
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Next thing you know, it's all over the lunch room:
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Owen Charles Boyd's cat is a raw-dogger.
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My business partner stepped on them.
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Said it was an accident.
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Didn't feel like one.