Said it was an accident.

说是不小心的
Didn't feel like one.

但我觉得不像
One shoe yes, but both?

踩一只还有可能但两只的话
Highly unlikely.

相当不可能
Owen, sometimes in life,

欧文有时在生活中
it's not just an innocent cat that gets screwed.

不光只有无辜的猫会被搞惨
A girl can get screwed as well.

女人也会被人搞得惨兮兮
Oh, hey, hi. What's happening?

你好请问现在是什么情况
As in, screwed by one bad business decision.

我是说错误的商业决定而被搞惨
My partner, Max, and I recently invested all our savings in--

我和我的合伙人麦克斯最近把我们所有的钱投在
well, here, take a look.

给你看看
Oh, my coffee!

我的咖啡