I don't want to give them any more ammunition than they have.

我不想给他们能攻击我的地方
Yes, we know how cruel a parent can be...

对，我们知道父母会多么挑剔
...about the flatness of a child's pillow.

小孩家的靠枕太扁了
Monica? Hi. Um...

摩妮卡
Monica, um, you're scaring me.

摩妮卡，你吓到我了
I mean, you're, like, all chaotic and twirly, you know?

你神经兮兮的，非常可怕
Not in a good way.

那不是件好事
Yeah, calm down.

对，冷静下来
You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.

每次他们来这里，你不会看到罗斯神经兮兮的，非常可怕
That's because, as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong.

那是因为我爸妈认为罗斯绝不会犯错
You see, he's the prince.

他是我们家的王子
Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.

显然我出生前他们举行过非常重要的仪式