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- I think Laurie is pregnant. - What?
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She's showing all the signs.
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She's eating avocados like they're water,
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she's puking on cue,
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her nipples have darkened
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to the color of a deep french roast.
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You just may have just ruined nipples for me.
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Anyway, wait-- what about your vasectomy?
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The vasectomy that you badgered me not to get.
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"Oh, don't get a nut-cut, bro. Don't get a nut-cut."
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I don't sound like that.
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- You sound exactly like that. - Wait, you listened to me?