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How do you fake a vasectomy?
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Well, that part was easy.
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I came home. I limped.
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I put frozen peas on my crotch.
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She brought me pizza bagels.
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I even marked my sack with a highlighter
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just in case she checked.
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She did not check, by the way.
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Thank God you're back from New York
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so we can deal with this.
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- We? - Yeah, we.
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There is no "We" in "Laurie."