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But doctor, you are the doctor.
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Yes, and she's a midwife.
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Right, so unless she's pregnant.
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She's definitely not pregnant. Are you?
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So what is it?
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Umm, it could be a virus, or... diphtheria,
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or typhus.
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- Typhus? - I said it could be typhus.
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- Typhus? - No, no.
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- Typhus? - It might not be typhus.
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Althought it might be an idea to pump her stomach.
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So it is typhus.