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Well, I hope he didn't know her well.
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She was cut to ribbons.
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Triangular dolly.
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Rules out out any, uh, drunk pranks.
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"Hey, let's steal the bar piano."
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Whoever did this could have been a professional mover.
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At least this one's intact.
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Most pianos suffer a worse fate.
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I didn't realize pianos had fates.
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Generally, a junkyard.
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Thousands of moving parts.
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Repairs are expensive.