Let's start with the dumpling stand.

我们先去饺子铺吧
Okay, how was it?

味道怎么样
Mm, I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers.

当饼干吃还是不错的
It tastes like they actually went to the dump to get this dumpling.

这饺子好像是用垃圾包出来的
That's not what I said.

我可没这么说
Woof! Someone put a leash on this quiche!

这家的乳蛋饼里是不是参皮带了啊
Let's not get this party "tarted"!

可别让它毁了我们的派对
These crepes gave me cramps!

吃完这些可丽饼我浑身痉挛
Hey, guys, what have you been doing?

你们都在干嘛呢
Lying on Chowster. You?

在超思特上骗人呢你呢
Lying to hipsters.

骗那些猎奇的笨蛋呢
I'm lying to myself. I do not look good in shorts.

我在骗自己我穿短裤一点都不好看