could make you a little finicky

会让你在接下来的几天里
for the next few days."

变得有些刻薄"
Okay. I'm going to watch for that.

好吧那我可要拭目以待了
"The presence of both Mars and Venus

火星和金星的同时出现表明
suggests you want to box everything into a neat, ordered, structured way

你想把东西整洁有序地打包好
but keeping a piece of jade or carnelian close

随身携带一块翡翠或玛瑙
will help you keep in touch with your fun side."

会使你获得愉悦的心情
And starting this morning i got from my wife a little piece of jade

于是今天早上我从妻子那里拿了一块玛瑙
and I have been sort of in touch with my fun side.

到现在为止我的心情都还挺不错的
The problem is,

问题是
a few days aren't going to go by

日子本身无法验证此预言的对错
and say, "God. That was wrong."

更不会说"天哪这居然是错的"