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I'm thinking about growing a goatee.
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Oh, actually that's a Van Dyke.
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A goatee is just hair on the chin.
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Oh. Wait, then what is it if you just have hair up here?
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You mean a moustache?
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- Moo-stache! - He said it!
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Ha-ha, very funny. Make fun of the foreign guy.
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For your information, there are four times as many
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Indians as there are Americans, so the way we say it is right.