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I even admire it.
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But you're not a 19th century homesteader.
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You have a Prius, a Facebook page,
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and a 401k.
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We'll double the payout.
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We'll secure you equal acreage within the district.
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You can dig a new well.
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I'd be worried that any land you secure for me
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would involve forcing someone else out.
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Now listen to me, Reverend.
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You're gonna leave.
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You can do it with grace and some cash in your pocket,