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When I was growing up,
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Joe Palazzo bit off a kid's finger.
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Oh, that's got to be bullshit.
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Sister Irmalita picked up the nub
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and wrapped it in Kleenex.
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She always kept her snot rag stuffed in her sleeve.
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They're threatening to expel him.
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Well, go talk 'em out of it.
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They want a parent. A real parent.
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Oh, I guess you're off the hook then, Frank.
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I have never been threatened by teachers,
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and I am not going to start now.