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To bear witness to her achievements.
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If it was about Karen, I would do it.
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But these nights are not about the kids.
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They're about the teachers giving themselves a platform
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for you to worship them,
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asking you to applaud with gratitude for all the worthless crap
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they've been teaching your kids,
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while, in reality,
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they're asking you to validate them
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for the choice they made to waste their lives as educators.
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Who-Who's that?
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I'm expecting some granola from Oregon.