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I've filed the paperwork so that we can become
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the legal guardians of the children.
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Do you realize Carl's report card has seven U's?
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Uh, U's?
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As in unsatisfactory.
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But don't think of U as in unsatisfactory.
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Think of U as in F.
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As in failed?
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As in fucked.
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I am not a religious man,
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but every now and then, a child comes along
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who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.