the absolute truth about yourself.

都告诉你男友
Yeah, we lie to men all the time.

是啊我们总是向男人撒谎
I don't.

我可不是
Oh, please. You're telling me you never pretended you like football?

拜托你从来不假装你喜欢足球吗
Mm, or laughed at a Three Stooges movie?

或者假装对《三个臭皮匠》这部电影大笑
Or faked an orgasm just to make him stop?

或者假装高潮让他尽快完事
Hey, just for the record,

正式声明一下
I love football, stooges are damn funny,

我喜欢足球觉得《三个臭皮匠》很搞笑
And I've never asked a man to stop.

而且我总是要不尽
Interesting.

有意思
Susan? Renee Perry here.

苏珊我是雷尼·派瑞
Listen, Lynette and I are starting a fabulous interior design business.

我和勒奈特开始做室内设计的生意