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I'm going to the Halloween store
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to get even more of this wonderment,
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and you are coming with me
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because you need to make your side of the porch
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a little less suicide-inducing.
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We're going to be loaded to the gills with trick-or-treaters,
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and we need to be ready.
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Yeah, no, we don't give out treats.
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What?
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Halloween is a made up american holiday...
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Invented to encourage obesity and diabet.
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Mom hasn't had sugar in 12 years.