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Mazel tov! Mazel tov!
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And that's it.
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They were married that night
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with a clearheaded Sy officiating.
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And Chief never did end up fulfilling her dream
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of a three-way with those two bisexual dancers,
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but maybe one day she will.
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That was a great story, Grandpa Owen.
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Wait.
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Owen?
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Were you that young groom, Grandpa?
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No, no, no. I was one of the black bisexual dancers.