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What happened to you?
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We were just talking about how I'm in hell,
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but whatever, let's talk about you.
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I just spent my night watching Danny and Bridget
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simper and swoon over each other.
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If I had bodily fluids, I'd spew them.
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Who is Bridget?
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My best friend since 3rd grade
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who I now realize is also a brutal whore.
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You can come and go as you please now.
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Yeah. Why didn't you just leave?
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I didn't have control.