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Hey, you don't get to talk to me like that.
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You are not Shirley!
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And shirley's not my mom.
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Britta, it's not like we were in the same boat.
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Girls are supposed to dance.
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That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.
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But I'd be going from starting quarterback
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to a guy that twirls around in tights.
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I've got way more to lose getting up on that stage.
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- Because I'm a man. - Well, guess what?
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A real man doesn't bail on his friends
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or on himself.