Okay. Uh, did you hear that the shroud of Turin...

那你有没有听说过都灵裹尸布[传说中裹过耶稣尸体的布]
Here's the thing about Jeff.

说到杰夫的事情
Chasing after you made him a better person

追求你让他变成一个更优秀的人
because you always called him on his stuff.

因为你总是要求来要求去
All this time, you've been warming him up

一直以来你把他撩拨得热情高涨
and stirring in sweetener and making him just right.

时不时的再给点甜头让他正合你味口
And, sure, you weren't ready to take a sip yet,

当然啦你还不想一口咬下去
but that didn't mean you want somebody to snatch him off the counter

但这并不意味着你愿意让别人横刀夺爱
and guzzle him down right in front of you.

然后当着你的面把他一口吃掉
Shirley, I did not warm Jeff up.

雪瑞我没有撩拨杰夫
Nobody ever will.

也没人会这样
Do you think Professor Slater is getting flowers right now?

你觉得斯莱特教授现在能收到花吗