It's the little things, isn't it?

不值一提对吧
Okay, well, now that your secret is out there,

那么既然现在你们的地下情曝光了
I'm just gonna talk you through this teacher/student relationship form,

我会根据这个师生恋表格跟你们进行谈话
and then we can get you two on your very attractive way.

进而帮助你们走上幸福的康庄大道
We haven't even admitted to being a couple.

我们还没承认在搞对象呢
In fact, this is all based on hearsay,

实际上这都基于别人瞎传的流言
worse than hearsay. Pierce's Twitter account,

比流言更离谱皮尔斯在他微博上
in which he says he's 47.

还说他只有47岁呢
And teaches a women's-only pilates class.

而且教授着一门只收女会员的普拉提课
Jeff, it's okay. It's out.

杰夫没关系地球人都知道了
And you know what? It doesn't bother me.

你知道吗我不在意
I'm happy.

我很幸福