来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第22集 第22集》

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  Unless that father is me.
  我是亲爹 这些就免了
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  In which case, what you need to do now
  这种情况下 你要这么做
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  is elevate your legs over your head
  把腿高举过头顶
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  while facing the northeast corner of the room.
  脸朝房间的东北角
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  but try not to look at the door, okay?
  但是别看门 好吧
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  That's bad luck and chang babies are very superstitious.
  那样不吉利 昌家孩子都很迷信的
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  Also if you can visualize a rabbit riding a dragon,
  还有 想象一幅龙腾兔跃的景象
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  it'll increase his chances of winning lotteries.
  这样可以让孩子"彩"运亨通
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  Ben, corner.
  本 墙角凉快去
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  Listen, Shirley, we're having the baby right here, right now.
  听着雪瑞 我们得在这儿接生
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  - Okay. - Okay.
  -好的 -好
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  Troy, get every blanket and coat you can find.
  特洛伊 找点毯子大衣过来 有多少拿多少