Seven generations of little scrappers

这七代宝宝中的战斗机
born in the worst conditions you can imagine.

生产环境之艰难超乎想像
Tell me.

说说看
My cousin slid out feet first in a pickle barrel.

我表哥脚朝下掉进了腌黄瓜缸里
My uncle was born during rainy season in a Mongolian sheep pasture.

我叔叔出生在蒙古牧场的雨季时节
My brother, hmm, born under a crowded noodle bar

我哥呢生在一个嘈杂的拉面馆里
while my grandfather finished his happy dancing shrimp.

当时我爷爷刚吃完美味的骆驼虾
Nothing can stop us.

啥都挡不住咱昌家人
Not the hurricanes. Not the communists.

龙卷风卷不走共产党人吓不住
Not the Feds. Not the girl scouts.

联调局查不尽女童子军烦不死
What are you doing? Get in there.

你这是干什么过去呀
Me? Forget it. I'm the worst.

就我? 算了吧我最锉了