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maybe go parasailing on the beach,
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sell some lightbulbs to some locals.
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The city has a warehouse
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full of old, incandescent lightbulbs
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that you figured no one would miss,
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so you sold them to a wholesaler in Costa Rica
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for 20 cents a pop. That's 100 grand.
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Only someone did miss them.
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Someone with the word "Lightbulb" in his name.
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When you found out Len was on to you,
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you realized you could lose your job and your pension.
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You couldn't afford to let him go to the transit authority