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this letter of recommendation for my application.
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It's gonna have to wait,
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'cause she's about to get her butt kicked.
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Next up in the gladiator event:
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It's Kappa Lambda Eta versus Zeta Rho Pi!
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Now, remember ladies, each blow is worth two points.
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First one to ten wins, unless one of you can knock
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the other one into the snot tub,
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resulting in an automatic victory!
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Fight!
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Looks like someone's been skipping the gym.
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Better than skipping the bikini waxer.