Oh good. You got surge protectors.

挺好啊你买了有电涌保护器的接线板
Wow, that's the first time protection's

哇那是你的公寓里
ever been used in your apartment.

首次使用"保护措施"吧
Well, my Christmas village needs 75,000 watts.

我的圣诞装饰需要7万5千瓦电力
And that's just to work my candy cane helicopter.

那还只是我的糖果棒直升机的用电呢
Sophie's been so busy with the Polish Society Decorating Contest.

苏菲最近忙于波兰同乡会圣诞装饰大赛
We haven't had sex in days.

我们都好几天没来一炮了
Well, I got to beat my nemesis, Felka Bobenski.

我得打败我的宿敌菲尔卡·波本斯基
She wins every year.

每年都是她赢
She's like the Modern Family of Christmas decorations

她就像是圣诞装饰界的《摩登家庭》
You know who's having a blue Christmas this year?

你知道谁今年圣诞节很忧郁[蓝]吗
My balls.

我憋得铁青的蛋蛋