And that's just to work my candy cane helicopter.

那还只是我的糖果棒直升机的用电呢
Sophie's been so busy with the Polish Society Decorating Contest.

苏菲最近忙于波兰同乡会圣诞装饰大赛
We haven't had sex in days.

我们都好几天没来一炮了
Well, I got to beat my nemesis, Felka Bobenski.

我得打败我的宿敌菲尔卡·波本斯基
She wins every year.

每年都是她赢
She's like the Modern Family of Christmas decorations

她就像是圣诞装饰界的《摩登家庭》
You know who's having a blue Christmas this year?

你知道谁今年圣诞节很忧郁[蓝]吗
My balls.

我憋得铁青的蛋蛋
I love this city at the holidays.

我好喜欢这城市过节的时期
Yeah, the urine's all frozen

对啊流浪汉撒的尿都冻住了
so you can't really smell it.

所以你不太闻得到臭味
Manhattan is the best place to buy quality Christmas gifts.

曼哈顿是最适合买好圣诞礼物的地方了