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You know who's having a blue Christmas this year?
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My balls.
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I love this city at the holidays.
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Yeah, the urine's all frozen
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so you can't really smell it.
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Manhattan is the best place to buy quality Christmas gifts.
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We have 40 bucks.
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Now, where are those duffel bags
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full of stolen electronics sold for half the price
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by Nairobi refugees?
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Well, we better find them soon
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or I'm going to give up and go to Radio Shack