Come here, my sweetie.

来这里我的乖女儿
Yes. So if you go to bed,

对了如果你去睡觉
you know what?

你知道会怎么样吗?
Mommy will give you a Willy Wonka Laffy Taffy.

妈妈会给你一块包旺卡太妃糖
-Laffy Taffy! -Jan, we talked about this.

-太妃糖! -老婆我们谈过这事
You tell me the difference between bribery and positive reinforcement.

你跟我说说贿赂和鼓励的分别
That looked like a bribe to me.

我觉得是贿赂
You know what, Uncle Tony? Butt the fuck out.

Tony叔叔说白了就是关你屁事
In front of the baby.

在小孩面前说脏话?
They're in the kitchen. Night-night.

糖在厨房里晚安
I could tape you. Send it to Parents Magazine.

我可以拍下来寄给"双亲"杂志
What's that supposed to mean?

那算什么意思