No, you can't be serious. Really? What?

你开玩笑的吧是吧
All right, go ahead. You can say it.

好请说你可以说
I found that one the most entertaining.

我觉得那个最具娱乐性
I know, but which do you think was the worthiest,

我懂但是你觉得哪个是最有价值
the noblest experience?

最高贵的体验
I know you found it the most entertaining.

我知道你觉得那个最具娱乐性
If something is good just because it is pleasurable,

既然令人喜爱的事物就是好的
what does it matter whether you have sort of an

那么何必在乎
abstract idea of whether it is good by someone else's sense or not?

别人对它的感受如何这般抽象的观念呢
All right, so you come down in the straight Benthamite side.

好你直接站到了边沁主义者那一边
Who is to judge and why should we judge,

谁来判定又何必判定
apart from just registering and aggregating de facto preference?

只要记录和加总实际偏好即可