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No, bud, I didn't.
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Why didn't you just tell me?
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Because, you know, well, I just--I messed up.
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I wanted to give you the best manniversary ever,
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But the problem is I didn't know that
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manniversary was an actual thing until the day before.
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There's no such thing as a manniversary?
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Then I was a real jerk to the guy at the Hallmark store.
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Look, I--you know, I thought I had the connections.
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I thought I could get you to meet your idol,
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but I couldn't, and, uh,
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I'm sorry.