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But the problem is I didn't know that
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manniversary was an actual thing until the day before.
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There's no such thing as a manniversary?
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Then I was a real jerk to the guy at the Hallmark store.
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Look, I--you know, I thought I had the connections.
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I thought I could get you to meet your idol,
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but I couldn't, and, uh,
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I'm sorry.
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You know, Will, my mom always said,
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"Never meet your idol because they always disappoint you."
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You see, that's why it's great
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I met you first as the weird neighbor.