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I decided to go to my hallway closet
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and retrieve a revolver
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that had never been used.
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My body was discovered by my neighbor,
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Mrs. Martha Huber,
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who'd been startled by a strange popping sound.
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Her curiosity aroused, Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason
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for dropping in on me unannounced.
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After some initial hesitation,
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she decided to return the blender she
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had borrowed from me six months before.
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It's my neighbor. I think she's been shot.