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True story-- one of his sneezes killed Scott Baio.
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- He's still alive. - No, that was our dog.
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Yeah, I killed a parakeet, too.
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Then the neighbors stop by mid-argument for coffee.
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I have to stay in a hotel to clip my toenails?
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You are not clipping those talons in my house.
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It's like walking on broken glass.
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New parents pop in with a question.
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Hey, guys, okay, is it normal for diaper rash to kind of...
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Go around the corner?
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Gross, and yes.
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Then there's the wild card.