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One time, I took to the bed for a week.
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Listen, unlike you, Jane Austen,
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I will never take to the bed.
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Giving in to feelings is for rich people.
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Regular people just have to get up,
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get drunk, and go fulfill their babysitting duties.
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Max, take to the bed.
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Look, this is my pattern, okay?
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I fall for the wrong guy,
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I find out they're with a girl, a bottle, or a needle,
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and I move on.
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And sometimes I use a bottle to help me do it...