I just got threatened by

我刚被看儿童电影
a man who gets carded at Pixar movies.

都会被查年龄的人给恐吓了
Max, great news--

麦克斯好消息
that email blast I sent out this morning worked.

我今早发出去的邮件广告有成果了
I just got us a big cupcake job

我帮咱们拉了一笔大单子
at some event place called The Gold Space Loft.

在某个叫藏金阁的地方
Last time I was at the Gold Space Loft,

上次我去藏金阁时
I went to a poetry slam, and I wound up slamming a poet.

是去诗歌"辩"论结果跟一个诗人"变"到床上了
They need 100 cupcakes by tomorrow night.

他们明晚要一百个蛋糕
And because I'm a genius,

由于我是个天才
and also because it's such short notice--

同时也因为时间紧急
but mostly because I'm a genius--

但大部分是因为我是个天才