You were getting sucked off by your sponsor.

你的赞助人在给你吹箫

it is also a deadly weapon.

还是一件致命武器

Tell you what.

我跟你说

and I'll show you "Whazup."

我会向您展示"不服会咋地"

All men care about is performance,

男人只关心自己的表现

if they're worried about performance.

老二就软了

he's as pointless as Mass Effect 3's multiple endings.

他就和质量效应3的多结局一样毫无意义

- Oh, hey, man. - Forgot my water bottle.

-你好 伙计 -忘了拿水壶了

So political philosophy is not just some kind of strange historical

所以政治哲学不是奇怪的历史附属

it is constitutive of its deepest problems.

它是最深层问题的本质