What am I gonna do?

我该怎么办

and too afraid of horses to be a cowboy.

太害怕马没法去做牛仔

and drag you here in the middle of the night?

头套麻袋 把你们掳过来

Simple, we don't want you to tell anyone about this.

原因很简单 想让你们守口如瓶

My husband is a DEA agent.

我丈夫是毒品管制局的探员

You better get your crazy lies straight.

你最好能够自圆其说

Finally made it to Mars.

终于来到了火星

So, you really signed up to go to Mars, huh?

你真报名去火星了啊

and then I thought,

然后我就想

because he'd wished he had a more adventurous life.

是因为他想有充满冒险的人生

Meanwhile, as all this is going on,

与此同时 一切都在进行中

Hal realizes what's going on.

哈尔最终意识到将要发生什么事情了