If you're gonna do the mother thing, do it right.

如果你要学人老妈使唤小孩 学像点

binge-watch Shahs of Sunset on Bravo.

狂看精彩电视台的《日落沙哈》

your knife skills are shoddy.

你的刀功也太挫了吧

This way is faster and it numbs the brains stem.

这样要快得多 而且能麻痹它的脑干

All right? I got a gal...

知道不 我这有一个姑娘

She'll be collecting for at least 24 months.

在接下来的至少两年里 她都会一直收到补贴金

Don't interrupt.

别打断我

until it's al dente, firm to the tooth.

知道它变硬 咬起来要有质感

No one noticed because the water cooled off by morning.

没人会注意到因为到了早上水就变凉了

Ooh, but that didn't--

可是却被

Organization, in 1949,

也就是在1949年

and in an age of graffiti,

在涂鸦盛行的时期