There you are.

你在这

Delicious bird eggy-weggy.

美味的小鸟蛋

I've just told my wife and daughter I'm leaving.

我刚告诉我的妻女我要离开她们

Don't dare tell me it's all been for nothing.

别让我的一切努力都付之东流

At first, I was reluctant to put something so big in my mouth.

一开始 我也不乐意把这么"大"的东西放入嘴

was my sticky reward.

简直像是给我"黏糊糊"的赏赐

No more using the card I found at Six Flags.

可以挥别我在六旗乐园捡到的卡了

Girls, take my advice

姑娘们 听我一句

Best idea I ever had.

我这辈子最棒的点子

so you could be hands-free to change the channel.

这样就有手可以按遥控器换台了

as you saw, and sported the beginnings of a blonde beard

在下巴上长有褐黄色胡须

He was devoted to his mother and would walk,

他很关心母亲