I'm arresting you on suspicion of perjury

我现在因你涉嫌犯有伪证罪

You do not have to say anything,

你有权保持沉默

because I'm convinced

因为我确信

Excuse me for asking, sir,

抱歉我还得问一个问题 阁下

You're just so sure that it was Zelda in the dress

你非常确定 泽尔达就是穿银裙的女孩

to keep hoverboards from children.

不让孩子们得到飞行板

He was doing it at your request,

他按你的要求办事

This is ridiculous.

太荒唐了

my abduction on the night you told me

你告诉我别去插手你的事

was a coincidence.

这只是个巧合吗

in the summer of 1854 was a theory,

来自源1854年夏天的理论

It actually wasn't born there, that's an old idea,

实际上它源来已久