Hey, I'm busting my balls packing your crap up.

我这儿忙着收拾打包你的破东西呢

- I-I could go for a cracker. - Yeah, we're hungry.

-我要饼干就行了 -我们都饿了

You seem to know a lot about kid touchers, Lloyd.

看起来你对恋童癖很了解啊 劳埃德

Probably never had sex before.

八成还是个处男

For Joe Cruz and I...

乔·克鲁兹和我

where we will attempt to eat six crackers

我们准备在一分钟内

That's what they want to see. Those are the rules.

这也是他们想看到的 这是游戏规则

I'm not going to go to his house.

我不能去他家

You should start a blog

你该去开个博客

What the fudge is a blog?

博客是个什么玩意

that you guys will know as graham crackers.

我们现在称它为全麦酥饼

wasn't to put marshmallows and chocolate on it,

并不在于加入棉花糖和巧克力