I got this sweater and a pretty sweet bowling ball.

我买了这件毛衣和一个保龄球

Couldn't agree more.

再同意不过了

Tall guys with small penises?

大个子小鸡鸡吗

Espresso hazelnut praline?

要咖啡果仁夹心冰淇淋吗

And yes, I know, the chandelier is all wrong.

没错 我知道 那个吊灯完全不搭

will have the chandeliers.

都不许挂这么俗气的吊灯

And I bet you know just the thing to give my life meaning.

你肯定知道什么能让我的人生有意义

You don't need a man,

你不需要男人

Okay, Kim, you have to write a list. Ginny...

金姆 你去列个单子 金妮

and nice gift certificates for people to bid on.

还要给竞拍的人准备好礼物

than any human engineer.

都要聪明的设计者创造的

I went to Goggle Images.

我登陆了谷歌图片