I'm gonna kick you on your outsides.

我就要踹你的"外面"了

He just texted me again.

他又给我发短信了

Someone's been on the Internet.

有人专门上网做足功课哦

Ooh, there he is.

他来啦

Oh, a customer.

有客人来了

Oh, thanks but I haven't had cake since my Sweet 16,

谢了 我16岁生日派对候后我就没吃过蛋糕

Hey, honestly, this place is the gift that keeps on giving.

说实话 这地方一直在送礼物

Jell-o cup?

来杯果冻吗

No, the other handsome young man I'm whispering to.

不 我在跟年轻的大帅哥说话

Well, if you're looking for something sweet...

如果你想尝些甜头...

have some high fat food like French fries or ice cream,

食用高脂食品 诸如炸薯条或冰激凌

or have broccoli or have brussel sprouts.

西兰花或是抱子甘蓝