The last thing I want to do is upset you.

我最不想做的事就是惹你生气

Good day.

日安

of how life was gonna be.

对这里的生活有过憧憬

no one prepared me for the colossal frickin' face-dive off a cliff

但我真没想到住在这个疯狂的镇上

- Oh yeah. - Oh no, let me go! I just adore babies.

-好的 -让我去吧 我太喜欢宝宝了

I can't believe you're single.

我不敢相信你竟然还是单身

start patronizing your businesses,

开始光顾你们的小店

because you will be rich enough to buy fruit.

因为你们到时候就有钱买水果了

You see, Trav, that's what being a man is--

看 小崔 做男人

Well, thanks for the advice, dad, andy, chilly tush,

谢谢你们的建议 老爸 安迪 冷屁股

or at least part of it--oil industry

或者部分石油工业私有化的议题

They're not finding oil,

他们找不到新石油了