I'm not--what do you mean, a control freak?

我才没有 你什么意思

Sorry. Are we interrupting?

抱歉 打扰到你们了吗

What is wrong with you? You have a problem.

你到底怎么了 你不正常

when there's a stalker outside my house?

在我家门外还不能生气了吗

I'd be freaking out.

换成是我 肯定吓坏了

Eww, yeah, 'cause they're gross!

那是因为它们长得恶心呀

mission sort of commandeered my entire life.

都被"全力要孩子"计划填满了

like it does most guys?

被这件事吓跑

she would probably accuse me

她很可能会因为我和你的偶遇

In fact, we probably shouldn't talk to each other at all.

我们彼此间还是不要说话了

So, a classic example

经典的例子

I got a big lecture about copyright laws

我上过一次关于版权法的课程