They both have the same terrible sense of humor.

他们的笑点一样奇怪

and go do our own romantic thing, right?

去进行我们两个的浪漫之旅吧

So I was thinking maybe today

我在想说可能今天

Um,we-we need to talk.

我们得谈谈

This way. Let's go.

这边 我们走

Stay together as we move towards them.

我们走过去时别走散了

"Sure, Mike, sounds great."

"好啊 迈克 听起来不错"

- "Forever." - Not forever, Sam.

-"直到永远" -不是永远 萨姆

I have a rope in the car.

我车里有绳子

You're gonna leave me here alone?

你就把我一个人留在这里

has probably done enough hiking

可能都有足够的登山经验

or that if you spilled a cup of water up at the pass

或者如果你将一杯水倒在这分水岭上